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CORAX

Dołączył: 05 Lip 2004 Posty: 3277 Skąd: Coraxstadt
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:36 am Temat postu: |
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| Misiu napisał: | Go to hell, Boo.  |
You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!
| Misiu napisał: | | Boo napisał: | | I think it was in Lithuanian. |
Or Czech:
Vitej, jebany! (that's the phrase taken from "Call of Duty") |
That was only a joke, it still is Polish but with Lithuanian grammar. What I meant was that in Lithuanian most nouns in singular end with -as while plural nouns end with -ai, unless they are divisible by 10 and therefore end with -u. Let me give you an example:
1 kurwas
2 kurwai
50 kurwu
I'm outta here... _________________
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Misiu

Dołączył: 21 Sty 2005 Posty: 3580 Skąd: Rybnik
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:42 am Temat postu: |
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You're pretending to be the smart one, aren't you, Boo?
I don't know, Fenderek, if you noticed we're trying to dope the charade of making Radio Ga-Ga. It's all about the music and Queen. Please, read more carefully. Please, behave!
And we're still waiting for the first words of the Black Buffalo!  _________________ Whatever happened to playing a hunch? The element of surprise, random acts of unpredictability? If we fail to anticipate the unforseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.
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Fenderek

Dołączył: 14 Lis 2003 Posty: 13423
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:46 am Temat postu: |
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Yeah... I'm gonna stick with my interpretation...  _________________

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter- don't mind.
A teraz, drogie dzieci ... pocałujcie misia w dupę
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kater

Dołączył: 24 Maj 2006 Posty: 6820 Skąd: Góry Samotne
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:47 am Temat postu: |
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| mumin napisał: | | You mean <runing>, yes cater? |
No, I mean <ucieka>. I think using weird languages makes me cool.
| Boo napisał: | 1 kurwas
2 kurwai
50 kurwu |
kurwu for the win _________________
PORTFOLIO / 1 DZIEŃ 1 PŁYTA / QW OKŁADKI / KOPS / ZUPA |
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mike

Dołączył: 26 Sie 2004 Posty: 4802 Skąd: Łódź
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kater

Dołączył: 24 Maj 2006 Posty: 6820 Skąd: Góry Samotne
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Misiu

Dołączył: 21 Sty 2005 Posty: 3580 Skąd: Rybnik
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:49 am Temat postu: |
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Mike, may You tell me, man - WHY SO SERIOUS? _________________ Whatever happened to playing a hunch? The element of surprise, random acts of unpredictability? If we fail to anticipate the unforseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.
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mike

Dołączył: 26 Sie 2004 Posty: 4802 Skąd: Łódź
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Misiu

Dołączył: 21 Sty 2005 Posty: 3580 Skąd: Rybnik
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:53 am Temat postu: |
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Einem kurwem? Deiner kurwer?
No, that's not the way I like it. Kids, kids... _________________ Whatever happened to playing a hunch? The element of surprise, random acts of unpredictability? If we fail to anticipate the unforseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.
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kater

Dołączył: 24 Maj 2006 Posty: 6820 Skąd: Góry Samotne
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BeBe

Dołączył: 27 Gru 2006 Posty: 4252 Skąd: FAC 51
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 1:05 am Temat postu: |
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This topic is some kind of Ewa Drzyzga show  _________________ Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.
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Misiu

Dołączył: 21 Sty 2005 Posty: 3580 Skąd: Rybnik
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 1:06 am Temat postu: |
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Some kind of monster is much more suitable.
Okay, people. What's the sense of the human existence? _________________ Whatever happened to playing a hunch? The element of surprise, random acts of unpredictability? If we fail to anticipate the unforseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.
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BeBe

Dołączył: 27 Gru 2006 Posty: 4252 Skąd: FAC 51
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 1:08 am Temat postu: |
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Drinking ! And writing !
For me, of course  _________________ Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.
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mike

Dołączył: 26 Sie 2004 Posty: 4802 Skąd: Łódź
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 1:09 am Temat postu: |
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Psychologist: BeBe, I think that it is not too late for you. I can see that you are a great guy, however you are misleaded by some dark forces. You have to do something with that, maybe do some sports? Do you promise not to give up? _________________ QPoland - skoro jestem już oficjalnym współpracownikiem, to warto zachwalać
http://podniosle.blogspot.com/ - mój superowy bloga$$ek! (aktualizacje w każdy cojakiśczas)
Still Burnin' (i wiele innych: http://www.youtube.com/user/MikeBoatCityPl/videos)
C-lebrity - kontrowersyjny klip zbanowany na YT! |
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kater

Dołączył: 24 Maj 2006 Posty: 6820 Skąd: Góry Samotne
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BeBe

Dołączył: 27 Gru 2006 Posty: 4252 Skąd: FAC 51
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 1:50 am Temat postu: |
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All right !
I will give up !
Ps. Mr. Psychologist you forgot [tutaj się zastanawiałem, dobrze ? ;d] to say that I'm sexy and I have somebody to love. You're shitty psychologist, that's you. _________________ Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.
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Monior vel. MoniQue(en)
Dołączył: 20 Lut 2006 Posty: 1683
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 7:34 am Temat postu: Re: Hello, my name is Ceśka. |
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BeBe

Dołączył: 27 Gru 2006 Posty: 4252 Skąd: FAC 51
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 9:44 am Temat postu: |
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Oh my God. Can somebody kill me ? I don't wanna try suicide, but this year will be fuckin' awful. _________________ Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.
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Maleństwo

Dołączył: 28 Mar 2008 Posty: 1664 Skąd: Miasto Łódź
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 10:48 am Temat postu: Re: Hello, my name is Ceśka. |
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| Monior vel. MoniQue(en) napisał: | [
I'll read it later, now I'm going to prepare myself to this beautiful day. It's a beautiful daaaay! I feeeeel good!.. |
Always eager to help... Luckily, the Back to School Celebration was extremely short in my "factory" so I'm already home now
And here's a joke from me 2U so that everyone feels better on this sad and devastating day
There's a typical doctor-and-patient situation. The doctor says:
- The results of your medical examianation have arrived and I'm affraid I have two pieces of information for you: one is bad and the other one is even worse. Which one do you want first?
- Well - says the patient. - Give me the bad one first.
- Ok - the doctor sighs - it seems that you have only around 48hrs of life left.
- OMG! - screams the patient. - Doctor, for Christ's sake, what can be worse than that?!
- Well - says the doctor - I've been looking for you since yesterday...
P.S. The joke taken from Blade Runner Computer Game  _________________
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BeBe

Dołączył: 27 Gru 2006 Posty: 4252 Skąd: FAC 51
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 11:01 am Temat postu: |
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Buaha ;d Nice ;d _________________ Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.
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Fenderek

Dołączył: 14 Lis 2003 Posty: 13423
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 11:10 am Temat postu: |
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh _________________

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter- don't mind.
A teraz, drogie dzieci ... pocałujcie misia w dupę
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Monior vel. MoniQue(en)
Dołączył: 20 Lut 2006 Posty: 1683
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BeBe

Dołączył: 27 Gru 2006 Posty: 4252 Skąd: FAC 51
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:10 pm Temat postu: |
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| Cytat: | | you know, it's very possible that the teacher who wanted to destroy my school life will teach me this year.. |
Ou, I feel for you.
I have many new teachers, some of this guys who don't teach me now was really nice, so there's some kind of saddnes or smth. like that. _________________ Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.
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Fenderek

Dołączył: 14 Lis 2003 Posty: 13423
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:47 pm Temat postu: |
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OK- some of my favourites...!
How do you get A-Flat Minor on the Piano?
Drop your piano down a mine shaft
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association...
Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa...
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.
They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT," so they went home... _________________

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter- don't mind.
A teraz, drogie dzieci ... pocałujcie misia w dupę
http://fenderek.blogspot.co.uk/
Ostatnio zmieniony przez Fenderek dnia Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:51 pm, w całości zmieniany 1 raz |
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Bizon

Dołączył: 24 Sty 2004 Posty: 13394 Skąd: Radomsko/Łódź
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:47 pm Temat postu: |
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gupki _________________
if you don't like oral sex, keep your mouth shut...
http://issuu.com/rockaxxess/docs/rock_axxess_15-16 - nowy numer ROCK AXXESS
you never had it so good, the yoghurt pushers are here |
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Gość
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:51 pm Temat postu: |
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You're talking alot and i don't quite follow you!
How much time do you spend on your computer??? |
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Fenderek

Dołączył: 14 Lis 2003 Posty: 13423
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 12:54 pm Temat postu: |
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| Monior vel. MoniQue(en) napisał: | | that's truth.. |
Either "that's the truth" or "that's true"...  _________________

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter- don't mind.
A teraz, drogie dzieci ... pocałujcie misia w dupę
http://fenderek.blogspot.co.uk/ |
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Maleństwo

Dołączył: 28 Mar 2008 Posty: 1664 Skąd: Miasto Łódź
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 2:40 pm Temat postu: |
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This one is from Monty Pyhton:
- My dog has no nose.
- Oh, how does he smell?
- Awful!
And my favourite one - also a warning against incorrect punctuation...
A panda walks into a pub. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then for no reason pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender.
- But panda, why?! - yells the injured individual.
The panda simply shrugs his shoulders and reaches to his pocket (BTW: I wonder where pandas have pockets... ). From there he produces a page ripped from some kind of encyclopedia and simply puts in on the counter and then leaves.
The bartender consults the page and finds an entry for pandas which says:
"A huge black and white mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." _________________
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CORAX

Dołączył: 05 Lip 2004 Posty: 3277 Skąd: Coraxstadt
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 2:47 pm Temat postu: |
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Blind guy walks into a shop with his seeing eye dog.
With the leash in his grasp he starts turning around very fast thus making the dog spin around him.
- Good Lord, what are you doing, man? - said the shopkeeper, and the blind man replied:
- Just looking around! _________________
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Maleństwo

Dołączył: 28 Mar 2008 Posty: 1664 Skąd: Miasto Łódź
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Wysłany: Pon Wrz 01, 2008 2:54 pm Temat postu: |
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No room to swing a cat  _________________
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